My complaint about Lord Kona
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Lord Kona's philosophies are so rife with ignorance, erroneous information, and poorly conceived notions of insurrectionism that I hardly know where to begin. Even disregarding obvious errors like his insistence that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty, the fallacies of his claims are glaring to those of us who have educated ourselves about the implications of radicalism. The rest of this letter is focused exclusively on Lord Kona, not because I harbor any ill-will towards him but because he has a strategy. His strategy is to provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with Lord Kona. Life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is he so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? If you need help in answering that question, you may note that a central fault line runs through each of his ruses. Specifically, I can say one thing about him. He understands better than any of us that psychological impact is paramount -- not facts, not anybody's principles, not right and wrong. I'm not suggesting that we behave likewise. I'm suggesting only that there's something fishy about Lord Kona's warnings. I think he's up to something, something invidious and perhaps even goofy.
I can only speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity if Lord Kona's self-indulgent claque is decimated down to those whose inborn lack of character permits them to betray anyone and everyone for the well-known thirty pieces of silver. There's a lot of talk nowadays about Lord Kona's bad-tempered tirades but not much action. Lord Kona says that profits come before people. Should we care that large numbers of what I call nit-picky vandals actually believe such hectoring things? Should we try to convince them otherwise? I don't think so. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that avaricious authoritarianism and Lord Kona's paroxysms are one and the same. But you knew that already. So let me add that Lord Kona's victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Lord Kona's operatives, who loudly proclaim that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all utterly justified. Regardless of those insensitive proclamations, the truth is that I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that stuck-up, devious exhibitionists often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Lord Kona enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever he threatens to engulf the world in a dense miasma of blackguardism.
I think we can unequivocally say that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Lord Kona's prodigal endeavors. They are not a cause; they are an effect. The best thing about Lord Kona is the way that he encourages us to take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers. No, wait; Lord Kona doesn't encourage that. On the contrary, he discourages us from admitting that I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why the public perception is that he is the type of person who would shoot you just to see if his gun worked. My peers claim that his grandiose promises of plenty for each have yielded grinding poverty for all. While this is undoubtedly true, I aver we must add that there are few certainties in life. I have counted only three: death, taxes, and Lord Kona doing some hopeless thing every few weeks. To put it crudely, Lord Kona's most progressive idea is to exploit the general public's short attention span in order to mortgage away our future. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. My eventual goal for this letter is to stop Lord Kona's encroachments on our heritage. I'm counting on you for your support.
http://www.pakin.org/complaint
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I can only speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to lower this country's moral tone and depreciate its commercial integrity if Lord Kona's self-indulgent claque is decimated down to those whose inborn lack of character permits them to betray anyone and everyone for the well-known thirty pieces of silver. There's a lot of talk nowadays about Lord Kona's bad-tempered tirades but not much action. Lord Kona says that profits come before people. Should we care that large numbers of what I call nit-picky vandals actually believe such hectoring things? Should we try to convince them otherwise? I don't think so. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that avaricious authoritarianism and Lord Kona's paroxysms are one and the same. But you knew that already. So let me add that Lord Kona's victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Lord Kona's operatives, who loudly proclaim that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all utterly justified. Regardless of those insensitive proclamations, the truth is that I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that stuck-up, devious exhibitionists often take earthworms or similar small animals and impale them on a pin to enjoy watching them twist and writhe as they slowly die. Similarly, Lord Kona enjoys watching respectable people twist and writhe whenever he threatens to engulf the world in a dense miasma of blackguardism.
I think we can unequivocally say that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Lord Kona's prodigal endeavors. They are not a cause; they are an effect. The best thing about Lord Kona is the way that he encourages us to take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers. No, wait; Lord Kona doesn't encourage that. On the contrary, he discourages us from admitting that I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why the public perception is that he is the type of person who would shoot you just to see if his gun worked. My peers claim that his grandiose promises of plenty for each have yielded grinding poverty for all. While this is undoubtedly true, I aver we must add that there are few certainties in life. I have counted only three: death, taxes, and Lord Kona doing some hopeless thing every few weeks. To put it crudely, Lord Kona's most progressive idea is to exploit the general public's short attention span in order to mortgage away our future. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. My eventual goal for this letter is to stop Lord Kona's encroachments on our heritage. I'm counting on you for your support.
http://www.pakin.org/complaint
Created Using Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator