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Love, oh love sweet love. It's what we all really want. Deep down. We want someone to hold at night, someone who loves us and we love in return. We want company, someone to make us laugh, and someone to make us feel better when we cry. Obviously the space inbetween finding that person can be a little blurry and there are other pleasures that people are after with another person, but the need for love is in everyone, no matter if people admit it or not. So I want to talk about how people, mainly men, pick up women, the good old fashioned way, in a pub or a bar, or whatever. Them first moments of approaching someone and what you say. The art of picking someone up, and believe it or not boys there is an art to it, hard to believe, huh? So as research for this article I typed in 'how to pick up women' in google (what was life like before google?) and I came across all kinds of little bits of wisdom on how to pull us lovely ladies. Judging by some of these websites, they do presume us chicks are rather simple. It's almost like a scientific experiment. We are all female, we have boobs, so therefore we will all react in the same way, to the same thing. I hate to break it to you boys, but we are way more complicated that that 
So here is one bit of wisdom from the first match on google;
Being a great seducer means using the appropriate technique to maximize the success rate and able to bypass subconscious defenses and barriers built into women's mind in order to "protect" herself from men who try to "pick them up"
I hate to burst your tiny little bubble, but these defenses and barriers aren't subconscious, we are perfectly aware of what we are doing, and we do it for a reason. Men get told this alot, but I don't think they fully undersand it. Women get approached ALOT. You won't be the first guy doing it, and you sure won't be the last. So we have something to compare you to. In fact we have lots to compare you to. Which isn't really a good thing for you and your 'skills'. You see we have seen it all before, we've heard the same lines, we've been asked the same questions. I know that men don't have it easy. That in general they are expected to be the ones to approach the chcik, and I admit that women on the most part don't make it easy. Can you really blame us though? You see we realise that you haven't approached us because we look like we can hold a stimulating conversation. It's much more animal instinct that that. The little guy downstairs probably had somewhat of a say in it, and we know that! That's not to say all you fellas want to get us into bed, but there is an element of physical attraction at work. Women don't really want to be the desire of your penis straight off, did I mention we are complicated? Now I can't claim to be a master at picking up women, because, well, I don't. However, I am female (last time I checked) and I do know what I like, and what I don't like. So I can only offer you advice from that really!
My first piece of advice would be, don't stare! Dribbling isn't big, and it isn't clever, and we don''t find it attractive! I think that some men have it in their heads that women are made to feel quite special by a man staring at her. WRONG! This isn't a meat market boys! I know that when I go to a club, the usual thing is that the men gather around the dance floor and firmly keep their arses on the seats (until they've had a beer, because they dance so much better then!) and women dance, and are basically just stared at. It's like men are eyeing up the best bit of meat, which is the best bargain! We don't like it! I am the first to admit that there are ways of flirting by just using body language and eye contact, but please note body language is not you with your tongue hanging out!
The next step is actually speaking to us, and what you say! Now as you approach a woman, keep in mind as I said before, we've heard it before, and in the back of our minds we will be wondering what your intentions are, and what made you come over in the first place, not that we don't know, hello 'lil fella. We will see through lines such as 'so, what do you do for a living', we know you don't really care, and that you will forget our answer after ten minutes. So what's the point. They key here is, originality. You need something that will stand you out from the other ten chumps that try exactly the same thing. Now the first thing you can try, and I think most men have mastered this one already, is humour. There is no big secret that most women respond well to a bit of humour. That doesn't mean act like a complete clown, but a bit of light hearted banter can ease awkward situations. My next suggestion is, ask her what she thinks about things. Ask opinions, and listen to her answers, and offer your opinions to. Don't just do the usual small talk topics, they don't really interest anyone. Get to the interesting stuff. Show her you are looking for more than just getting in her knickers. Though more on that later.
My third piece of advice, and I can't believe I am saying this, is keep your options open. Don't just keep your eye on one person that you are attracted to and ignore everyone else. Talk to as many people as possible, and that doesn't mean run about chatting everything up that has a pulse, but be open to have conversation with anyone. Whether the little fella approves or not!
This leads me to my final piece of wisdom. Ignore everything I just said! That's right, hehe! To approach a woman without any intentions, and without a plan in mind, and to just be yourself, is better than any piece of advice I can offer you. Men aren't monsters. They aren't any different to us females. If you can be genuine, and honest, women will pick up on that, and there won't be any problems. Obviously we will do the same dancing, because it appears we can't cope without the game playing. God forbid you phone a chick when you want to rather than waiting the compulsary days, as not to look to desperate. If you do that the world as we know it may come to an end! I guess though that we reach the same place at the end!
Happy dating folks x
So here is one bit of wisdom from the first match on google;Being a great seducer means using the appropriate technique to maximize the success rate and able to bypass subconscious defenses and barriers built into women's mind in order to "protect" herself from men who try to "pick them up"
I hate to burst your tiny little bubble, but these defenses and barriers aren't subconscious, we are perfectly aware of what we are doing, and we do it for a reason. Men get told this alot, but I don't think they fully undersand it. Women get approached ALOT. You won't be the first guy doing it, and you sure won't be the last. So we have something to compare you to. In fact we have lots to compare you to. Which isn't really a good thing for you and your 'skills'. You see we have seen it all before, we've heard the same lines, we've been asked the same questions. I know that men don't have it easy. That in general they are expected to be the ones to approach the chcik, and I admit that women on the most part don't make it easy. Can you really blame us though? You see we realise that you haven't approached us because we look like we can hold a stimulating conversation. It's much more animal instinct that that. The little guy downstairs probably had somewhat of a say in it, and we know that! That's not to say all you fellas want to get us into bed, but there is an element of physical attraction at work. Women don't really want to be the desire of your penis straight off, did I mention we are complicated? Now I can't claim to be a master at picking up women, because, well, I don't. However, I am female (last time I checked) and I do know what I like, and what I don't like. So I can only offer you advice from that really!
My first piece of advice would be, don't stare! Dribbling isn't big, and it isn't clever, and we don''t find it attractive! I think that some men have it in their heads that women are made to feel quite special by a man staring at her. WRONG! This isn't a meat market boys! I know that when I go to a club, the usual thing is that the men gather around the dance floor and firmly keep their arses on the seats (until they've had a beer, because they dance so much better then!) and women dance, and are basically just stared at. It's like men are eyeing up the best bit of meat, which is the best bargain! We don't like it! I am the first to admit that there are ways of flirting by just using body language and eye contact, but please note body language is not you with your tongue hanging out!
The next step is actually speaking to us, and what you say! Now as you approach a woman, keep in mind as I said before, we've heard it before, and in the back of our minds we will be wondering what your intentions are, and what made you come over in the first place, not that we don't know, hello 'lil fella
. We will see through lines such as 'so, what do you do for a living', we know you don't really care, and that you will forget our answer after ten minutes. So what's the point. They key here is, originality. You need something that will stand you out from the other ten chumps that try exactly the same thing. Now the first thing you can try, and I think most men have mastered this one already, is humour. There is no big secret that most women respond well to a bit of humour. That doesn't mean act like a complete clown, but a bit of light hearted banter can ease awkward situations. My next suggestion is, ask her what she thinks about things. Ask opinions, and listen to her answers, and offer your opinions to. Don't just do the usual small talk topics, they don't really interest anyone. Get to the interesting stuff. Show her you are looking for more than just getting in her knickers. Though more on that later.My third piece of advice, and I can't believe I am saying this, is keep your options open. Don't just keep your eye on one person that you are attracted to and ignore everyone else. Talk to as many people as possible, and that doesn't mean run about chatting everything up that has a pulse, but be open to have conversation with anyone. Whether the little fella approves or not!
This leads me to my final piece of wisdom. Ignore everything I just said! That's right, hehe! To approach a woman without any intentions, and without a plan in mind, and to just be yourself, is better than any piece of advice I can offer you. Men aren't monsters. They aren't any different to us females. If you can be genuine, and honest, women will pick up on that, and there won't be any problems. Obviously we will do the same dancing, because it appears we can't cope without the game playing. God forbid you phone a chick when you want to rather than waiting the compulsary days, as not to look to desperate. If you do that the world as we know it may come to an end! I guess though that we reach the same place at the end!
Happy dating folks x
.....I can only imagine what words are missing there, you don't even want to know the rude thoughts I am having, haha...