MICE TRAPS AND CHEESE..... ohhh the humanity!!!!!!
will it never end?
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After extremely long and strenuous studies, researchers have come up with a horrible revelation. Too many mice are eating cheese. This terrible news came at 2 pm this afternoon. Scientists are speculating on why these dreadful mice are eating so much more cheese. Dr. Shnyfilhopper’s theory states; the increase in mice that eat cheese is the fault of house owners. The house owners innocently place pieces of cheese on ready mice traps. This causes the mice to become addicted to the cheese they then develop a continuous craving for cheese, which they dine upon constantly. Personally I believe that mousetraps are completely inhumane. They should be outlawed in every state. Think of how much this poor slice of cheese suffers during its last pathetic hours of life. It knows that it is doomed to the razor sharp teeth of a ravenous mouse.
Mice traps is cruelty to cheese!!!!!! Can you imagine your last few presious moments of life being spent on a catapult like contraption. Where you may either be eatin (which is the approved way out) or sliced in half by a piece of metal firing at over 100km an hour!! WHAT HAS CHEESE EVER DONE TO YOU??? All it does is keep you company in times of sadness and listen to your problems. It walks your dogs and changes your kitty litter box. Cheese has spent its whole life trying to make your life better and what do people do... they place it in a mice trap to reach a horrible agonizing death...oh the humanity of it all!!! At 7:00 tomorrow night, i will be retaliating on be half of all cheese! For the poor lil pieces who can not raise there hands and scream out to the world there problems.... wait cheese dont have hands... anyways i will be infront of ACME MICE TRAPS INC. where i will throw hot dogs at them till they agree to use the hot dogs instead of the poor precious cheese....
---following the riot there will be a camp fire and wenier roast, bring the family :o) and please remember to wear comfy running shoes incase runnin does occur!
Sir Quaker Oats ™ ( petey, thanks so much for the idea of the trademark sign, i'm sure you, of all people you don't mind people stealing other’s signs.)
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Czar Aunt Jemima™ (crazy llama 96)
Mice traps is cruelty to cheese!!!!!! Can you imagine your last few presious moments of life being spent on a catapult like contraption. Where you may either be eatin (which is the approved way out) or sliced in half by a piece of metal firing at over 100km an hour!! WHAT HAS CHEESE EVER DONE TO YOU??? All it does is keep you company in times of sadness and listen to your problems. It walks your dogs and changes your kitty litter box. Cheese has spent its whole life trying to make your life better and what do people do... they place it in a mice trap to reach a horrible agonizing death...oh the humanity of it all!!! At 7:00 tomorrow night, i will be retaliating on be half of all cheese! For the poor lil pieces who can not raise there hands and scream out to the world there problems.... wait cheese dont have hands... anyways i will be infront of ACME MICE TRAPS INC. where i will throw hot dogs at them till they agree to use the hot dogs instead of the poor precious cheese....
---following the riot there will be a camp fire and wenier roast, bring the family :o) and please remember to wear comfy running shoes incase runnin does occur!
Sir Quaker Oats ™ ( petey, thanks so much for the idea of the trademark sign, i'm sure you, of all people you don't mind people stealing other’s signs.)
and
Czar Aunt Jemima™ (crazy llama 96)
