Some Funny Quotes
...Take it Easy
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I'm not a complete idiot, there're still some parts missing!
Forgive your enemies but remember their names
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is dental.
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I'm not a complete idiot, there're still some parts missing!
Forgive your enemies but remember their names
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is dental.
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome