*sung to Carly Simon's "you're so vain"...
mm hmmm. So what we did was infiltrate Saddam Hussein's palace staff, spiked his drink with "Invade Kuwait powder". Then, after his defeat, we dealt the killing blow to the UN by forcing them to skim millions of dollars so they'd oppose everythin the US wants to do for the next ten years.
All the while keeping it secret because, well, if they knew we were bribing them then they wouldn't oppose us. Or maybe they would, since they knew it would keep the money rolling in... whatever...
asshats. If, after decades of uselessness, the UN finally gets caught in something substantial, why WOULDN'T we capitalize on it? This is like saying that police are opportunists when they find evidence, and they actually USE it.
p.s. They do sell the "Invade Kuwait powder" at Wal-Mart. Spike your spouse's drink and hilarity ensues as she fires guns into the air and rallies your children to take back the ancestral territory...