I have nothing against blacks or lesbians but liberals with inquisitive Alan Colmes eyebrows annoy me till no end.
You claim to be a liberal, are you sure? Do you suffer from the following delusions...?
John Ashcroft poses a greater danger to America than Osama bin Laden, Hussein or Jong Il.
Bush is not intelligent enough to be president but you consider the Dixie Chicks, Martin Sheen, Al Qaida Franken, Barbara Streisand, Tim Robbins, and Jeanine Garofalo qualified to dictate foreign policy.
Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, and Yasser Arafat were fairly and democratically elected, but President Bush was not.
Welfare is a fundamental human right, but workfare is a human rights violation.
If you answered yes to any of these things then you are a liberal.